Thank you, BGames. You've handed us that long-sought opportunity to whinge about the public-transport-wrecking, GDP-hoovering spectacle of London's 2012 Olympics.
Turns out Boris Johnson and co are just repeating history. Shortly before the very first Olympics, see, the entire population of Greece went and had itself an all-night bender. Care to get involved with the clean-up operation?
Pick up dirty amphoras with the mouse and stack them in numerical order to get rid of them, Bejeweled style. If only real life were so easy.
Play The First Olympic Tidy-Up
