It's been a long day. By now you're probably settling down in front of the box to watch Glee, or doing your ironing or something. Well WAKE UP. You've got a school to run.

What school? This school, idiot. The one with all the big-eyed, porcelain-skinned, magic-wielding youths in it. You've got to make Real Men of them. Or Real Women, as appropriate. Real Somethings.

So how does one make a Real Something out of an, er, Unreal Something? Well, one takes it out into the countryside and orders it to thump a lot of wild animals. Excellent.

Play Valthirian Arc