Another tap-buttons-to-the-beat rhythm game, you cry? Wait here whilst I fetch my Aerosmith T-shirt and trusty plastic Gibson.

Ah, but you won't need your guitar for this game, son. It's a rhythm basher of a more... sensual sort. And one we really shouldn't have published before 9pm.

Hey, look, there's no actual nudity. The more extreme bits have been blurred out. And before you lambasters of the objectification of women clamber onto your hobbyhorses, bear in mind that it's satire. Satire, see.

You're all over 25, right?

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