Ladies and gentleman, it is my pleasure to welcome the weekly top 10 games feature back to the stage. The old girl's been on involuntary vacation, due partly to technical hitches and partly to my inability to remember anything that isn't written down. In letters a thousand feet long. On the sky.

This also, of course, entails the return of our terrible jokes. Tell me, what do you call epileptic lettuce? Answer: seizure salad. Badumtish.

Enjoy the weekend.

1 - When Penguins Attack

2 - Growbox

3 - The Glean of Glob

4 - Bear's Life

5 - Huje Tower

6 - When The Bomb Goes Off

7 - Bad Breath

8 - Lint

9 - Demolition City 2

10 - Shadez 2: Battle for Earth