"Terrible news, sire! The penguins are invading!"

"Zounds! Do you mean the chocolate sort or the fish-eating variety?"

"Nobody's dared get close enough to unwrap one, sire, but I suspect the latter."

"Then ready the defences! Warm up the tesla towers! Load the cannons! Stoke the heat rays, and fill the bio cannons with the Queen's finest lime marmalade!"

"But sire! Where will we get the money for all these weapons?"

"Fool! Just take it from the bodies. Don't you know penguins are filthy rich? That's why they all wear dinner jackets!"

(It's a tower defence game with penguins.)

Play When Penguins Attack