Hi there! This is Edwin E. Sycophant of the Flytrap Homogeneous Products Consortium, and boy do I have the homogeneous product for you today! Yep, it's Fantasy Telemarketer, an all-new interactive spoof from Adult Swim, and we're offering it at the low, low price of... no price at all!

Does it come with instructions? I assure you sir - oh, beg pardon, ma'am - this little gaming gem is simplicity itself. As a junior Telemarketer, you must clinch deals with a succession of hilariously scripted average Joes to climb the ranks.

Each sales call is fully voice-acted, and some of those voice actors will have you rolling in the aisles. Don't spend too long on the floor though, as you've only got a few minutes to glean the green.

Uh huh, it sure is a spectacular product. You didn't hear this from me, ma'am, but we're also doing a fantastic reduction on Broken Picture Telephones.

Play Fantasy Telemarketer