Walking through town one day, an old priest encounters a drunk outside a pub. The drunk staggers up to him, grabs him by the shoulders and cries: "I'm Jesus!"

The priest begs to differ, naturally. "Satan's liquor has confused your mind, my son," he says, pushing the other man away.

"I can prove it," burbles the drunk. "Come with me."

Somewhat bemused, the priest follows him inside the pub. The drunk approaches the bar. "Jesus Christ," says the bartender. "Not you again."

(Enjoy the weekend.)

1 - Warfare 1944

2 - Mathteroids

3 - Galactic Commandos

4 - Crimson Momentum

5 - Billit

6 - Steamshovel Harry

7 - Yaan Long Legends: 2nd Impact

8 - Street Fighter II CE

9 - Twirl and Hurl 2

10 - Big Battle: Tanks