We vaguely remember whinging in an approving fashion about Raider's old skool difficulty level. For this we should be taken out and beaten soundly round the head with our own Atari STs.

Raider was just the warm-up for Cutie, see.

With its spiffing hand-drawn graphics and, well, cute robot lead, Cutie doesn't look like it's going to put up much of a fight. But then you realise (a) you can only shoot horizontally (b) you die in one hit (c) your character has all the nimbleness and precision of a soap bubble.

The arrow keys move, A shoots and S jumps. There's a plot, but it's all in Spanish. No worries, gringo.

Get used to that "Continue" screen.

Play Cutie