We're all in favour of romance in the workplace - as long as it doesn't keep you from browsing Flytrap, of course. Priorities, people, priorities.

Most employers aren't so liberal, though, so if you want to get some action you'll need to do it on the sly. Which leads us nicely to Office Lover Kiss.

Hold the mouse button to tongue-wrestle the office hottie while your boss's back is turned. In real life, we find it pays to ask the lovely lady first.

Asylum has a few tips for the inevitable dumping. These things just aren't made to last.

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